POW WOW HUMOR

POW WOW HUMOR
YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO LOSE WEIGHT WHEN:

1. You can't see your moccasin strings anymore.

2. When you bend over while traditional dancing, and you can't get back up.

3. When you bring zip lock bags and a sack to the pow-wow feast.

4. When you can't fit your choker cause you don't have a neck.

5. When your family has to stop half way to the pow-wow to put new springs on your car.

6. When the car tilts downward on you side.

7. When you eat Indian Tacos like potato chips.

8. When you have to "rock" a couple of times to get up from your chair.

9. When you can't feel the mosquito bites.

10. When people mistake you for a tipi when you wear white T-shirts.

11. When it's necessary to lift up your stomach to show off your new beaded belt buckle.

12. Or when you have to lie down to show off your new beaded belt buckle.

13. When buying a coke, the waitress asks,"Diet?"

14. When you almost pass out in the sweathouse when only using one rock.

15. When you start to get scared your belly button might come untied.

16. When people ask you advice about good places to eat, and where's the best fry bread stand.

17. When the jingles on your jingle dress stick straight out.

18. When your buckskin dress is as wide as it is long.

19. When dancers use you for shade at the pow-wow.

20. When you get in line a second time at the pow-wow feast and pretend your getting a plate "for Grandma".

21. Or when you have a new baby and people tell you they didn't know you were pregnant.

22. When your large beautiful brown eyes have now turned to slits when you smile.

23. When you lose a $1,000.00 dance contest because your excess didn't stop in time with the drum.

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