You could be Indian if.......

• You could be Indian if as a young child, learning your ABC's was hard
  because you wondered what the joke was every time you heard "A"
  (AAAYE).


• You could be Indian if you have had a dog named Bear.


• You could be Indian if your travel luggage is designer black Hefty Cinch Sacks!


• You could be Indian if you think that the Basic Food Groups are Spam,
  commodity cheese, frybread, and Pepsi.


• You could be Indian if your dance outfit is in a suitcase held
  together by duct tape and pow-wow bumper stickers.


• You could be Indian if you drive over 25mph and the paint peels off
  your rez truck. You tell your friends that you are letting Mother
  Nature sand it for you before you get a paint job.


• You could be Indian if you see a rattlesnake after a ground squirrel
  and the first thing you think is "appetizer and main course".


• You could be an Indian if your car has almost as much personality as you do.


• You could be Indian if your car's three best friends are Duct Tape,
  Baling Wire, and WD40.


• You could be Indian if when you first meet your sweetheart you wonder
  if he/she knows how to cook frybread.


• You could be Indian if as you watch an old western with some friends,
  you are the only one yelling, "Go Cheyenne"